Mr Arthur Gate

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:45:39 GMT

*drowning his sorrows at the Poet and Cows*

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:54:48 GMT

Lynda - I think we had better have a bit of a talk!

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:31:51 GMT

Lynda? Darling? I say, are you all right? Wake up!

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 13:27:16 GMT

Lynda, my darling - should I suggest another family dinner, could you kindly beat me about the head and shoulders with a blunt instrument until the idea leaves me? I thank you.

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:30:30 GMT

I say, O keeper of the purse strings - do we have the means to put on a family dinner?

Sun, 01 Oct 2006 21:07:25 GMT

Lynda, sweetheart, could you come here a moment?

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:37:15 GMT

Lynda, my darling, I am quite sober and quite serious. Do you want to have children?

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:56:53 GMT

*plays the piano and sings both parts by himself*

Holy smoke! Holy smoke! Holy smoke, the parson shouted!
As the flames as the flames leapt to his head leapt to his head!
And now his head resembles heaven -
For there is for there is no parting there noooo paaaarting theeeeere!

*sigh*

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:34:28 GMT

She said yes!!!

Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

The morning after

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:30:02 GMT

I have a bit of a headache.

Tickling the ivories!

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 00:29:44 GMT

"Any old iron? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
You look so dapper from your napper to your feet.
Dressed in style, brand-new tile,
And your father's old green tie on.
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain,
Old iron, old iron."

Tea

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 23:09:15 GMT

Well, erm, everyone, tuck in!

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:35:37 GMT

Erm. Well, this is a turn-up for the books. Some American chap appeared on my verandah carrying an unconscious lass, who turned out to be that plucky gal lyndawithay. He handed her to me and then simply vanished!